It IS Possible to Get Cut from the Cincinnati Bengals!

Lo and behold, Chris Henry actually managed to get cut by the Bungles this last week, after once again getting arrested for allegedly punching a dude in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle:
Municipal Court Judge Bernie Bouchard set bond at $51,000 on charges of misdemeanor assault and criminal damaging. Noting […]

Kansas Beats the Hell Out of Texas Tech

I’m not sure whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing that Bobby Knight wasn’t on the bench last night for Kansas’ 109-51 drubbing of Texas Tech.
Probably a good thing, as Tech had just set a record for the worst loss in school history less than a week earlier when it lost to Texas A&M […]

Thank Jebus There’s Finally a Social Network for Golfers

If you’re a golfer and have been demanding your own Facebook equivalent, fear no longer, as A Social Network for Golfers is now here.
At Stracka.com you can post your scores and maintain your handicap at a variety of courses you’ve played, tracking your own progress on your golfing career. Better yet, though, is the fact […]

Grey Ruegamer Will Rip Your Balls Out With His Teeth

No, seriously, he will.
Castrating a lamb with your teeth is a pretty simple procedure, really. Grey Ruegamer knows. “You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back,” Ruegamer said. And when the, uh, target area is exposed, “away you go. It’s […]

Dana Jacobson Hates Her Some Jesus

Dana Jacobson deeply respects Jesus
It’s not like we were actually there, but apparently Cold Pizza’s Dana Jacobson got a little too friendly with a bottle of Belvedere at a recent roast of Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic in Atlantic City.
After chugging directly from the vodka bottle on numerous occasions, she had the following to […]

Rudy Gay Can Jump Like a Gazelle But Has the Imagination of a Small Woodland Creature

Rudy Gay is ready to pump some life into the tired and beaten down NBA Slam Dunk contest, and he needs YOUR help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3FbX-17iOY

I guess it’s a cool enough idea but I’m wondering about the, erm, quality of submissions that Rudy will get, based on a few comments on his video so far:
“u should do 720, […]

It’s Unanimous: Felix Trinidad is More Worn Out Than Roy Jones Jr.

Roy Jones Jr. won a unanimous decision last night over Felix Trinidad, in a less-than-epic battle between two boxing greats has-beens that would have been a kick-ass match-up five or six years ago.
These days? Not so much.
“I can’t believe you stayed in there 12 rounds with me,” Jones said to Trinidad after the fight. “People […]

“What, You Mean It’s Toon Soon for Nooses on Covers?”

In absolutely shocking news, people are apparently wicked pissed at “Golfweek” magazine for featuring a rope noose on its cover as part of its coverage of the whole Tiger Woods lynching saga.
“The editor of Golfweek magazine said he was overwhelmed by negative reaction to the photo of a noose on the cover of this […]

Commodore Casino Review

The following is a paid review for Commodore Casino:
Commodore Casino is a newer entrant into the world of online casinos, and they offer all of the standard fare that action junkies come to expect in their online casino of choice, including casino  games online such as blackjack, baccarat, video poker, and slots.
They also offer more […]

OMG He’s Posting About Indoor Soccer

That’s right, indoor freaking soccer. But as much as it pains our North American, football-lovin’ (the real football) souls, this is a pretty awesome goal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNj6VFaLCd0

I especially like that the keeper just stands there watching, body language fairly screaming “WTF!”