It IS Possible to Get Cut from the Cincinnati Bengals!

Lo and behold, Chris Henry actually managed to get cut by the Bungles this last week, after once again getting arrested for allegedly punching a dude in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle:

Municipal Court Judge Bernie Bouchard set bond at $51,000 on charges of misdemeanor assault and criminal damaging. Noting Henry’s previous arrests involving drugs, guns and alcohol, the judge called Henry “a one-man crime wave.” He ordered electronic monitoring if Henry makes bail.

Henry has had a string of problems with police. He was in court last week after being ticketed for driving with expired Kentucky license plates. He paid $149 in fines and court costs, according to the Municipal Court records. He was ticketed a year ago for driving with a suspended license.

Henry was arrested four times between December 2005 and June 2006. He was accused of possession of marijuana in northern Kentucky, carrying a concealed weapon in Florida, drunken driving in Ohio and providing alcohol to minors in northern Kentucky. In that case, he served two days in jail in 2006 after pleading guilty to a charge of letting minors drink alcohol in a hotel room he had rented.

That’ll be sweet, as far as tracking Chris electronically to see when the “one-man crime wave” will strike again.

“Oooh look, he’s getting close to some strip clubs…oh wait, crap, he’s just dropping off his dry cleaning. Hellooooo, he’s getting close to a school…shit, he drove right by.”

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