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Going To Play Some Football In Toronto, Eh?

Those sneaky damn Canadians, they’re trying to steal out football teams. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson confirmed this week that the Bills will play one regular season game each year in Toronto for five years starting this season.

What’s worse is Wilson’s partners in this little venture, Ted Rogers and Larry Tanenbaum, are not hiding the fact this is just a first step to buying an NFL franchise — probably the Bills — and moving it to Toronto permanently. What a pack of vultures. (They have vultures in Canada, right?)

Now it’s clear that Canadians like their football just as much as we do, but they already have a football team in Toronto. They’re called the Argonauts. They play in a professional league. It’s called the Canadian Football League. Toronto. Canada. CFL. It all goes together, see.

It’s bad enough Canadians dominate the sketch comedy business in this country and take jobs away from decent, hard working Hollywood actors, but now they’re muscling in on our national sport?

Someone alert Ron Paul.

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