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Dana Jacobson Hates Her Some Jesus

Dana Jacobson deeply respects Jesus

It’s not like we were actually there, but apparently Cold Pizza’s Dana Jacobson got a little too friendly with a bottle of Belvedere at a recent roast of Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic in Atlantic City.

After chugging directly from the vodka bottle on numerous occasions, she had the following to say:

“Fuck Greenberg” “Fuck Notre Dame,” “Fuck Touchdown Jesus,” and “Fuck Jesus.”

ESPN followed up with a statement said to have been received from Jacobson, after she was suspended by the network for a week:

“I am sorry. My remarks about Notre Dame were foolish and insensitive. I respect all religions and did not mean anything derogatory by my poorly chosen words. I also deeply regret the embarrassment I’ve caused ESPN and Mike and Mike. My actions at the roast were inappropriate and in no way represent who I am. I won’t make excuses for my behavior, but I do hope I can be forgiven for such a poor lack of judgment.”

So when she said “Fuck Jesus” she really meant “I respect you, Jesus.”

(I was about to make fun of that but realized that sounds eerily like every woman I dated until 2004 so I’ll just be shutting the hell up now.)

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