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Dungy To Colts: I Can’t Quit You

Let me get this straight, Jerry Jones (aka Ghost Face) can’t promise Wade Phillips’ job to Jason Garrett when he decides to fire Tubby McFatso, but Jim Irsay can promise Jim Caldwell the head coaching job in Indianapolis when Tony Dungy decides to leave? Okay, that seems fair and equitable.

Unfortunately for Caldwell, though, Dungy decided today not to retire.

“I love this franchise. I love my family. My decision after my 10th year was, ‘Can I give my family and the franchise the energy and passion that they both deserve,’ Dungy said. “I look at this job as a job but I also look at it as a ministry.

“I’m happy to be back,” said Dungy, calling today’s announcement a “mutual decision” between him and his wife. “My whole family’s happy and hopefully our team and everyone here is happy.”

Reading between the lines: Peyton has another playoff run in him and sooner or later those Patriots are gonna lose.

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