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I Do Not Want To Hear About Ass Sores

By GibbyZee ⋅ January 13, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

In the fallout from the Mitchell Report on steroids in baseball, Roger Clemens filed a lawsuit against Brian McNamee, the guy who fingered The Rocket as a roid user. Apparently part of the evidence that will either prove or disprove McNamee’s claims will rest on whether or not Clemens had an abscess on his butt during the 1998 season.

Great, so now for the next six months every time I turn on ESPN or read SI.com I’ll be treated to stories about ass sores? And people wonder why I’m not a bigger baseball fan.