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Clay Bennett Has No Time For The Ladies

Seattle basketball fans probably won’t have the SuperSonics around much longer, but it looks like they might be able to cheer on the Seattle Storm women’s team. Yippee skipee!

Not wanting to carry and dead weight in the U-Hauls to Oklahoma City, that evil bastard no good Clay Bennett agreed today to sell the Storm to a group of well-heeled local gals led by former Deputy Mayor Anne Levinson that includes two Microsoft executives. Women owning a professional women’s sports team? The next thing you know, they’ll be getting the vote.

Money quote from Bennett in the official press release: “We believe the Storm can continue to be successful in KeyArena.” This, I’m sure, he said with the biggest ever shit-eating grin on his face.

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