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Lord I Love Football: Week 13 NFL Scores

Jets 40, Dolphins 13
Game ball goes to: Leon Washington rushed for 68 yards and two touchdowns for New York.
Key his Escalade: Raise your hand if you’d like to be chosen #1 in the draft by Miami.

Chargers 24, Chiefs 10
Game ball goes to: LaDainian Tomlinson rushed for two TDs and 177 yards on 23 carries.
Key his Escalade: Say “thanks” to LT, Philip Rivers; your 157-yard passing effort with one pick wouldn’t have gotten it done today.

Jaguars 25, Colts 28
Game ball goes to: Antoine Bethea, the first man to intercept a David Garrard pass.
Key his Escalade: Jack Del Rio is a pussy? Well, he didn’t go for the onside kick trailing by three late in the game and the Colts ran out the clock.

Lions 10, Vikings 42
Game ball goes to: A resurrected Purple Jesus rushed for 116 yards and two touchdowns, but problem child quarterback Tarvaris Jackson also threw for two scores.
Key his Escalade: John Kitna’s prediction of 10 wins for Detroit is looking mighty shaky right now.

Seahawks 28, Eagles 24
Game ball goes to: Lofa Tatupu came away with three interceptions, including one at the four-yard line to end Philly’s comeback bid.
Key his Escalade: Obviously this is another loss to blame on Donovan McNabb.

Falcons 16, Rams 28
Game ball goes to: Torry Holt had six receptions for 135 yards and a touchdown.
Key his Escalade: When Chris Redman has to come in to save the day, you know you’re in big trouble.

Texans 20, Titans 28
Game ball goes to: Vince Young puts in another good game, throwing for 248 yards and two TDs while rushing for 44 more yards. Take that, Madden Curse!
Key his Escalade: Another game, another no-show by Houston’s Ahman Green.

Bills 17, Redskins 16
Game ball goes to: Rian Lindell made five of five field goals, including the game-winning 36-yarder.
Key his Escalade: Washington’s ground game earned just 80 yards, hence they failed to run out the clock at the end.

49ers 14, Panthers 31
Game ball goes to: Richard Marshall scored on a pick-six in the second quarter to put Carolina up by a bunch.
Key his Escalade: Trent Dilfer, four picks, ’nuff said.

Giants 21, Bears 16
Game ball goes to: Derrick Ward rushed for 154 yards and a touchdown when New York really needed a ground game.
Key his Escalade: Lil’ Eli came through in the end with a touchdown pass to Amani Toomer, but I’m sure Carl will still be pissed.

Buccaneers 27, Saints 23
Game ball goes to: Luke McCown? Dude threw for 313 yards and two TDs.
Key his Escalade: N’awlins, you got served by Luke McCown!

Browns 21, Cardinals 27
Game ball goes to: Derek Anderson threw for 302 yards and two TDs, and that one to Kellen Winslow totally should have counted.
Key his Escalade: Fat load of good the pending apology from NFL officials will do Cleveland.

Broncos 20, Raiders 34
Game ball goes to: Justin Fargas rushed for 146 yards and one TD, but Josh McCown threw three TD passes. Its the attack of the McCown boys!
Key his Escalade: My prediction that Oakland will end up with the #1 draft pick seems to have gone the way of Denver’s season.

Bengals 10, Steelers 24
Game ball goes to: The Heinz Field ground crew gets props for a proper playing surface this week.
Key his Escalade: Willie Parker was dropping balls like Cincinnati receivers tonight.

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