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Top 25 College Football Preview: Buffy The Porn Star Edition

Remember back in the day when Buffy the Vampire Slayer was on and you totally dissed on the show, but when no one was looking you snuck a few peeks because you thought Sarah Michelle Gellar was kinda hot? Well, she’s 30 now and still pretty smoking.

SMG has three new films coming out, including Southland Tales in which she plays a porn star. Mmm, vampire slayer porn.

#1 LSU at Mississippi - If the rumors are true about Lloyd Carr, Les Miles might be ready to pull a Nick Saban and bolt on the Tigers after making a title run. Of course they have to make sure Ole Miss doesn’t take a piss in their hot tub first. (3:30pm)

Iowa State at #3 Kansas - With #2 Oregon getting knocked off last night there’s only one way for the Jayhawks to go. (3:30pm)

#4 Oklahoma at Texas Tech - If not for that loss to Colorado, and that close shave to Iowa State, the Sooners might be in the driver’s seat right now. The way to get there is to win out. (8:00pm)

#5 Missouri at Kansas State - K-State knocked off then #7 Texas back in September, but in the last two weeks the ‘Cats got beat by the Cyclones and stomped on by Nebraska. Ron Prince, what is going on? (12:30pm)

#6 West Virginia at #22 Cincinnati - Seriously, when are these Bearcats going to leave me be? (7:45pm)

#7 Ohio State at #21 Michigan - Yes the Big 10 title and a trip to the Rose Bowl are on the line, but seriously isn’t ESPN going a little overboard? (noon)

#23 Kentucky at #9 Georgia - To keep from being upset this weekend, the bulldogs have to overcome both KFC and Ashley Judd. Egads! (12:30pm)

Miami at #10 Virginia Tech - The Hokies have little to fear: The Hurricanes have given up. (3:30pm)

Florida Atlantic at #12 Florida - Crime fighting alligators? (noon)

#17 Boston College at #15 Clemson - BC fans are praying for another late-season meltdown by Tommy Bowden’s team. (7:45)

#16 Hawaii at Nevada - Colt Brennan survived a wicked hit against Fresno State and could set the all-time touchdown record. (11:00pm tonight)

Idaho at #18 Boise State - A Potato State showdown! Who will get mashed? (2:00pm)

Northwestern at #19 Illinois - After beating OSU, Ron Zook probably thinks the season is over, but someone should tell him NU considers this a big rivalry game. (noon)

Vanderbilt at #20 Tennessee - When Lord of the Rings and college football collide. (2:00pm)

Syracuse at #24 Connecticut - The Orange: hail to the Big East king-makers? (noon)

#25 Wisconsin at Minnesota - An awesome finish for the Badgers the last time they played at the Metrodome. Oh, Goldie! (3:30pm)

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