
Dear Diary,
You can probably imagine yesterday was pretty hard, but I finally did it. I finally told Seattle what I think about out relationship and my true feelings for Oklahoma City and I broke it off. It’s done. What a weight off my shoulders.
You can’t imagine what it’s been like all these months living a lie and carrying on like everything is going to work out in the end when I knew it wasn’t true. There were a bunch of times I almost came out and said it but I knew I had to keep my true feelings to myself for a while longer because I did give Seattle an ultimatum and I meant it. But now it’s official, me and Seattle are through.
Of course right away Seattle started calling all our friends and telling them this was all my fault, that I didn’t try hard enough to make it work and suggesting that I was never interested in a longterm relationship in the first place. What a fat bunch of lies!
I suggested we move out to the suburbs but Seattle said, “No.” I suggested we renegotiate our lease, but Seattle said, “No.” Every idea I had Seattle just said, “No” and then when I asked Seattle for suggestions all I got was silence. Typical passive aggressive behavior. Typical Seattle.
Unfortunately I’m stuck here in this lease for a while so we have to make it work somehow. It’s kinda like that movie with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. I don’t know though how long I can keep avoiding Seattle in the hallway or on the way to the bathroom. I wish I could just move to Oklahoma right now. I can’t wait to start my new life there with someone who really understands me and cares about me.
Well, that’s all for now diary. I think I might do a little shopping today and maybe get a new haircut — I think I deserve it.
Clay Bear out!
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