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Guitar Hero III Rocks The College Football Top 25 Preview

Friday is finally here and that means tomorrow there’s tons of great college football to watch on TV. That gets us all excited of course, but the down side is watching college football cuts into time we could be playing Guitar Hero III. Is that game freakin’ awesome or what? What if we moved another TV into the living room? Then football and GHIII all in the same room! I think my head might explode.

#21 Wisconsin at #1 Ohio State - This could be the biggest trap game of the season. Buckeye fans will be screaming “Sabotage!” if the Badgers get the upset. (noon)

Florida St. at #2 Boston College - Eagles fans are definitely thinking Matt Ryan is the “Kool Thing” after playing hero last week against Virginia Tech. (8:00pm)

#3 LSU at #17 Alabama - I wonder if LSU is feeling at least a little bit “Paranoid” about facing Nick Saban after all these years. (5:00pm)

#4 Arizona St. at #5 Oregon - “Welcome to the Jungle” might be an appropriate tune to play for the Sun Devils. Autzen Stadium is gonna be full of crazy drunk Ducks fans on Saturday. (6:45pm)

Texas A&M at #6 Oklahoma - After the loss to Colorado and the scare against Iowa State, the Sooner Schooner seems to be taking a “Slow Ride” to nowhere in particular. (8:00pm)

Nebraska at #8 Kansas - One thing you never want to have happen to you: Mark Mangino whispering “Talk Dirty to Me” in your ear. (12:30pm)

#9 Missouri at Colorado - If the Buffaloes want to win this one, they might need a “Black Magic Woman” to cast a spell on the Tigers. (6:30pm)

Troy at #10 Georgia - The Troy Trojans have won six straight, but I’m guessing “The Way it Ends” against Georgia won’t be pretty. (1:00pm)

#12 Michigan at Michigan St. - Chad Henne and Mike Hart were “Stricken” with injuries the past couple weeks, but it looks like both will play on Saturday, meaning this game probably “Can’t Be Saved” for the Spartans. (3:30pm)

Rutgers at #13 Connecticut - It will be “Raining Blood” when the Scarlet Knights visit East Hartford tomorrow. And by that I mean Rutgers will suck as badly as they did last week against West Virginia. (7:15pm)

#15 Texas at Oklahoma St. - Creeping up the polls, the Longhorns are talking about BCS chances; Okie State would sure like to be the “Black Sunshine” to dash those hopes. (3:30pm)

Tennessee Tech at #16 Auburn - What the hell is Tennessee Tech? (2:30pm)

Cincinnati at #18 South Florida - “Bulls on Parade” and marching right into the dustbin. (3:30pm)

Oregon St. at #19 USC - The Trojans are no longer the “Pride and Joy” of the Pac-10. In fact, some say the powers that be are out to get USC. (8:00pm)

Vanderbilt at #20 Florida - How many wins does Vandy need for bowl eligibility for the first time since 1982? “One.” (12:30pm)

San Jose St. at #22 Boise St. - Here comes Boise State ready to “Rock You Like a Hurricane” in a bowl game again this year. (3:00pm)

#24 Wake Forest at #23 Virginia - The Demon Deacons are getting some respect, but can they “Go That Far?” (noon)

#25 Clemson at Duke - Like the song says, “Nothing for Me Here.” (noon)

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