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Tony Romo Is A Love Machine

He might not be lighting up the scoreboard like Tom Brady, and he’s certainly not impregnating super models with the same efficiency, but I would have to say Tony Romo is quickly overtaking Brady McHunky as the top stud quarterback in the NFL.

First he was knocking boots last year with Jessica Simpson, then there was the fling with country starlette Carrie Underwood. Now this past week, el Romo was spotted around town making googly eyes with the very lovely Sophia Bush before jet setting out to LA for a little quality time with Britney Spears’ vajayjay.

I bet Jerry Jones is quite proud of his phenom QB. That’s a lot of quality tail (and one nasty trailer park skank) to be chasing around in such a short time as an NFL starter. I mean when was the last time the Cowboys had such a playboy calling signals? Drew Bledsoe was hardly a man about town in Dallas, and Vinny Testaverde was more prone to being sacked than getting anyone in the sack. Quincey Carter? Puh-lease. And Troy Aikman was practically the chior boy on those 90s Cowboys squads. Heck, you probably have to go all the way back to Dandy Don Meredith to find a Cowboys QB catting around like Romo.

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