Lord I Love Football Scores • NFL

Lord I Love Football: NFL Week 8 Scoreboard (UK Edition)

Colts 31, Panthers 7
Game ball goes to: Rugby. It’s practically football.
Key his Range Rover: Cricket. It’s practically baseball, and that’s not a compliment.

Lions 16, Bears 7
Game ball goes to: Nick Hornby. Caustic, funny, twisted, awesome.
Key his Range Rover: Either (or both) Brontë sister. Long, boring, dreadful.

Steelers 24, Bengals 13
Game ball goes to: The accent. Love it.
Key his Range Rover: The dental care. Still can’t figure it out after all these years?

Giants 13, Dolphins 10
Game ball goes to: Bass Pale Ale. Sweet nectar of the gods.
Key his Range Rover: Haggis. WTF?

Eagles 23, Vikings 16
Game ball goes to: House of Commons. Like Robin Williams said once, “It’s like Congress but with a two drink minimum.”
Key his Range Rover: House of Lords. Doesn’t sound nearly as much fun.

Browns 27, Rams 20
Game ball goes to: Guy Richie. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch are still classics even if your wife Madonna made you make that piece of shite Swept Away.
Key his Range Rover: Mr. Bean. Seriously.

Raiders 9, Titans 13
Game ball goes to: Hovercraft. Why don’t we have those over here?
Key his Range Rover: The Chunnel. Why when you have hovercraft?

Bills 13, Jets 3
Game ball goes to: Tony Blair. Started off pretty hip and cool even if he did get lame later on. Kinda like Guy Richie, actually.
Key his Range Rover: Gordon Brown. That guy’s a douche.

Texans 10, Chargers 35
Game ball goes to: Ricky Gervais. The Office was brilliant, Extras is damn funny also.
Key his Range Rover: Simon Cowell. Please take him back. Please?

Jaguars 24, Buccaneers 23
Game ball goes to: Celts. The true Britons.
Key his Ranger Rover: Druids. A bunch of glorified old hippies.

Redskins 7, Patriots 52
Game ball goes to: Queen Elizabeth I. The best monarch ever.
Key his Range Rover: Queen Victoria. Just another German interloper.

Saints 31, 49ers 10
Game ball goes to: The Clash. Still the only band that matters.
Key his Range Rover: Chumbawamba. Nuff said.

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