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Why Oh Why Monday Night Football?
Why is Ben Stiller such a TV whore? Why is Steve Carell so funny? Why, I think we’ve just plugged a couple movies without even knowing it.
Why isn’t the commissioner of the More Taste League some smokin’ hot chick instead of that guy from Scrubs?
Why is Tony Kornheiser trying to convince me that Peyton Manning gets no respect? Has he not noticed the twenty-five gazillion commercials featuring the Colts quarterback?
Why does Ron Jaworski think that Jacksonville can’t run the ball on every down? Why, I think the Jags just scored a touchdown after 10 consecutive running plays. Why doesn’t Jaws just shut the hell up?
Why does anyone let Mike Tirico anywhere near a broadcast booth?
Why the hell are we talking to Russell Crowe now? Do they really expect us to care about rugby? And what the hell is is a Rabbitoh?
Why God, why did I ever take the Jaguars to cover?
Why did it take so long for the “conversation” in the booth to devolve into Patriots vs. Colts, Brady vs. Manning? Did they really think the Jags might come roaring back early in the fourth quarter with Quinn Gray under center? And what if it had actually turned into a real game? We might never have heard that scintillating “debate.”
Why don’t I watch Monday Night Football with the sound on mute like Peyton Manning?
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