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Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape? Yeah! With Sean Avery? Boo!

There is a story out there on the Interweb that someone not only has a copy of a sex tape with Elisha Cuthbert, but that they are “shopping it around” as they say in the biz. This is nothing short of fantastic news, I mean who wouldn’t want to see a video of everyone’s favorite puck bunny having sex? But what if it features her former boyfriend, Rangers goon Sean Avery? Hmm, maybe someone out there can digitally edit him out of the video.

Seriously, why can’t there be a sex tape with Cuthbert and some other Hollywood hottie, like Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson or Willa Ford? Now that would be something to pay for.

No word on who this mysterious purveyor of the sex tape is, but wonders if Avery himself might be behind it. I mean, the guy claims he dumped her because she was cramping his style with the ladies. I wouldn’t put it past him.

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