Sean Avery is a total numbskull

According to an item in the New York Post’s Page Six section, New York Rangers bruiser Sean Avery is claiming he actually dumped Elisha Cuthbert. ORLY?

Let’s see, you’re a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks enforcer with looks that only a mother could love, and you made the conscious decision to dump Cuthbert, who’s not only smoking hot but loves — and mean loves — hockey. And that was because why? Oh yes, you’re so sexy you can have your pick of the starlette universe. Right.

Okay Sean, we’ll let you have your little fantasy. But you are either a big fat liar or you really are as dumb as you look.

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