Tim Couch is on steroids? There must be a mistake

According to a story at Yahoo! Sports, and repeated just about everywhere else by now, former #1 draft pick Tim Couch has been using steroids. Getthefuckottahere!

Listen, we must must be talking about a different Tim Couch, because the Tim Couch I know was an inconsistent quarterback for the Cleveland Browns who was released in 2004, tried out for and was cut by the Green Bay Packers, tried out for and was never signed by just about every other team in the NFL, and most recently got signed — and then cut yet again — by the Jacksonville Jaguars. That Time Couch was using steroids? Getthefuckottahere!

Well, either the juice really doesn’t do much for you — in which case we all owe Barry Bonds a big apology — or Tim Couch is the anti-athlete: When he comes into contact with roids he becomes just an average schmo.

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