A Sad Day For Love: Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert Have Split
Yes, it is true. Noted puck bunny Elisha Cuthbert and Rangers defenseman Sean Avery have split up and gone their separate ways. No real word on why but it’s safe to assume that her attempt at blogging a couple years ago didn’t do the relationship any favors.
Actually, it might have more to do with the fact that Avery was spotted recently trying to score a hat trick with Paris Hilton, at least according to OK magazine. Seriously? Dude, you’re about as ugly as ugly comes and you’ve been lucky enough that Ms. Cuthbert hasn’t noticed yet — maybe because she’s still suffering from post-traumatic stress after almost being eaten by that cougar on 24 a few years ago — and you go and try and cheat on her. And then get shot down and in flames. Nice going, numbnuts.
On the bright side, everyone’s favorite bikini-and-fur wearing Canadian is free and on the loose. Whee!
