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What’s All This About Dogfighting?

Okay, so now Mike Vick/Ookie/Ron Mexico has pleaded guilty to federal dogfighting charges, let’s get on with the football season then. Who’s with me?

Tony, Toni, Tone are you down with the program? Let’s just talk about players not suspended for dogfighting and games that matter to the playoff hunt. No? Jaws? Tirico?

Peter King, you must be tired of talking about this stuff endlessly. How about we take a vow not to mention Mike Vick’s name again, okay? I mean, it distracts from all the whining about Starbucks coffee (or lack thereof) and bitching about some guy yawning too loudly up there in first class. Are you with me?

Bob Costas? Jerome Bettis? Come on, I’ll take anybody here, even you Cris Collinsworth. No?

Joe Buck, you’d rather be talking some baseball I know it. How about that? Let’s talk balls and strikes and steals against left handed pitchers. No? Damn it!

Phil Simms, now I know there’s something you’d rather be talking about: Your boy, Phil’s Son, am I right?

Oh, Hell’s bells. I guess if I want to avoid hearing about dogfighting and drowning dogs and rape stands I’m just gonna have to watch Project Runway and read Go Fug Yourself for the next four months. Shit!

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