Ugueth Urbina Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison

What’s the moral of this story, kids in the audience?

1)  Attacking anyone with a machete isn’t a very good idea, nor is it very nice.

2) If you do attack someone with a machete, try to come up with a better legal defense than “Yo, I was asleep.”

Ugueth Urbina Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison and related information can be found in MLB, The Scofflaws