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By oddJoe ⋅ January 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback, after losing to the Indianapolis Colts

“Just remember, I have chiseled good looks, three Super Bowl rings, and I’m banging Gisele.”

Bill Belichick, coach of the New England Patriots

“Just remember, I have chiseled good looks, three Super Bowl rings, and I’m banging some MILF in New Jersey.”

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning wins his first AFC Championship

“Which way to bathroom? This way? Are you sure?”

Indianapolis Colts head coach Tony Dungy

“Take that Malcom Glazer, you old son of a bitch!”

Adam Vinatieri and Peyton Manning after winning the AFC Championship

“I don’t know if you looked at my contract, but it’s pretty clear about the fact that I score the winning points in the playoffs.”

Cato June of the Indianapolis Colts

“They call me Cato Juuuuuuune!”

Logan Mankins and Dan Koppen recover a fumble for a touchdown for the New England Patriots

“Dude, we’re linemen. What are we doing here with this?”

Tony Dungy and Bill Belichick following the AFC Championship

“Good game.”

“You too.”

“Hate you.”

“Hate you back.”

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