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Chris Webber *Yawn* Signs with Detroit Pistons *Yawn*

Chris Webber has officially inked a deal with the Pistons, getting the pro-rated league veteran’s minimum of $550,000 for a one year deal.

“I’m excited to be home in Detroit, but I’m more excited about being on this team,” Webber said Tuesday after signing with his hometown team. “If this was not a good team, it would not be that much fun.

He interrupted his statement to take a nap and, when waking up half an hour later, had to be reminded that he was playing for the Pistons, not the Warriors, Wizards, Kings, or 76ers.

His agent also reminded him that he might actually want to play a little for the Pistons, unless he planned on wisely investing the $38 million buyout the 76ers gave him to not play basketball for them anymore. Webber nodded, smiled, and lay down on the floor to catch another quick nap.

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