The Bad • The Scofflaws

Anyone interested in seeing pictures of Sean Salisbury’s penis?

As anyone who knows me can tell you, I hate to spread gossip. It’s beneath me and most of all it’s beneath this here fine institution we call oddsnark. But when it involves ESPN bobblehead Sean Salisbury, a cell phone camera, and lewd photos, well how can I resist?

According to The Big Lead, CBS Sportsline columnist Mike Freeman included in a recent post the following rumor bit of news:

Media entry. The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story. Please make sure to clean off the mirror when you are done with it.

Both the Big Lead and Can’t Stop The Bleeding were quick to point out that John Clayton’s on-screen nemesis was recently suspended from the Worldwide Leader not long ago. And really, isn’t snapping pics of Little Sean exactly the sort of behavior you would expect from the former Colts/Blue Bombers/Vikings/Chargers quarterback?

UPDATE: More on this from The Big Lead this morning, including a quote from an insider.

Related Posts

• NFL Predictions: Sean Salisbury vs. A Plant
• ONE QUESTION FOR SEAN SALISBURY