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That Neck Medicine will Knock You on Your Ass, Yo

Apparently Eddie Sutton was found passed out in his car in front of a convenience store early this morning, and taken to a Stillwater hospital. Fear not, though, as Eddie was released later this afternoon and anyone who might have thought the old coot was passed out drunk, well, think again.

Sutton told a local newspaper that it was simply a bad reaction to medication he was taking for neck pain, no big deal at all, and that:”I feel better now than I have in three or four years physically and emotionally.”

We feel your pain there, Eddie. I mean, isn’t that the most annoying thing in the world, when you take your neck pills and boom, the next thing you know you’re passed out in your car in front of a 7-11. Same exact thing happened to us just last week.

And the week before that we took some aspirin and woke up naked in an alley with a lampshade on our head and a tattoo of a fish taco on our ass. Crazy, huh?

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