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NFL Preview: New England Patriots
(To get us all ready for a new season of football, oddsnark is previewing all 32 NFL teams with the help of some good friends and experts. Here to preview the New England Patriots is Ben Affleck.)
Hey, it’s me, Ben Affleck, here to talk a little New England football. You know, me being from Boston and all. Remember? Good Will Hunting? Oscar winner? Anything ringing a bell there? Not Matt Damon but the other one. No, not Robin Williams, the other other one, the dumb jerk friend. Anything? Bennifer? Me and Jennifer, uh, Lopez, we were dating for a while. It was in all the papers. Or Jennifer Garner, my wife, she was in that show, Alias? We’re having a baby, you know. Nothing? Come on, people. Pearl Harbor? Armageddon? Seriously, what about Gigli, you have to remember that one. The really bad one? No, the really, really bad one. You’re shitting me! Nothing? Well, fuck it then.
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