
(To get us all ready for a new season of football, oddsnark is previewing all 32 NFL teams with the help of some good friends and experts. Here to preview the San Diego Chargers is child safety advocate the Voltinator.)

Hey Kids! The Voltinator here to teach you about being safe when betting on the San Diego Chargers! The more you know about the San Diego Chargers, the better you can keep you, your friends, and your family safe!
Since they have an unproven quarterback and suspect wide receivers, the Chargers will take the easiest path to the ground. That could mean the Chargers could travel through a poor run defense, metallic silver and black, or even you! Because of this, opposing teams may stack eight, or even nine, defenders in the circuit breaker box.
Remember, the Chargers and water do not mix. It rarely rains in San Diego so inclement weather may cause this team to short circuit. If this happens, tell mom or dad or another adult. Never, ever, touch the San Diego Chargers when they are wet!
Look out! The San Diego Chargers’ pass defense is very conductive. Opposing quarterbacks can pass through the team’s secondary very quickly and cause severe burns.
Even if they are not sparking or humming, a lot of people like Peter King think the San Diego Chargers are dangerous because they ended the Indianapolis Colts‘ quest for a perfect season last year. This is a myth. The San Diego Chargers can hurt you if you bet on them or root for them.
Keep these safety tips in mind while watching the San Diego Chargers this year and you can enjoy all the benefits of a 7-9 season while the Chargers safely light up your TV screen or computer monitor.

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