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NFL Preview: Indianapolis Colts

(To get us all ready for a new season of football, oddsnark is previewing all 32 NFL teams with the help of some good friends and experts. Here to preview the Indianapolis Colts are the judges from the FOX reality show So You Think You Can Dance.)

Dan Karaty: Peyton, I would not question your passion or commitment to the chicken dance, but in my opinion you are not there yet. I think your technique is lacking and to be quite blunt you’re a little sloppy in the execution. It’s just not doing it for me.

Mary Murphy: Dan, I could not disagree more. I think you’re wonderful Peyton! You’re just what this league needs, someone who feels the chicken dance and goes out there night after night and brings it, baby. Wooowaaa!

Nigel Lythgoe: Well, Peyton. Despite the fact that Mary is obviously drunk or stoned or has a vibrating object inserted where vibrating objects can have that kind of effect, I find that I have to agree with her. You are what this competition is all about: The technique, the passion, the commitment. You are going to go a long way and we are going to love watching you do that chicken dance all season long.

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