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One More Reason For The French To Hate Lance Armstrong

By oddJoe ⋅ July 17, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Last night hosting the ESPY Awards, Lance Armstrong quipped that the players on France’s World Cup soccer team had all “tested positive… for being assholes.” Today, the seven-time Tour de France champion returned to Gaul and cycled the most gut wrenching stage of the race, up to the top of L’Alpe d’Huez, just for the Hell of it. He is so very fortunate that France has strict gun control laws.

Seriously, I am becoming concerned that Lance’s cajones have grown to such a size that they might collapse in upon themselves and create a black hole from which nothing can escape.