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Getting All Caught Up (Cause We’re Lazy Like That)

You may have noticed some inactivity around these parts, but any rumors about oddsnark hanging around with Chris Henry getting underage girls liquored up are patently untrue! So here’s a quick look at some things you’ve already heard about and read about that we’ve been too, uh, busy to post on:

Ben Roethlisberger learned first hand about Newton’s First and Second Laws of Motion when his motorcycle plowed into a car at an intersection. Bill Cowher has been beating himself up over this because The Chin wasn’t there to protect Big Ben.

The World Cup finally got under way, and the US promptly got its ass kicked by the Czech Republic. It should be noted, however, that Ukraine got their asses kicked worse, so yeah, we’re better than a country just 15 years old and one-sixth our size.

Meanwhile, German soccer hooligans were looking to kick some ass of their own, specifically some Polish ass. For those of you keeping score, the Germans won with 278 arrests to 119 for Poland.

Onterrio Smith got cut from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers roster, and now The Whizzinator might be plotting his return to the NFL by playing in the American Flag and Touch Football League.

And finally, for those of you getting your dog teams ready, there are now just 260 days until the next running of the Iditarod.

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