
Here’s the few things we know about Wayne Rooney: He plays soccer and he’s English. He recently broke his foot, or sprained his ankle, or stubbed his toe or something, and now he might not be able to play for the UK in the World Cup. This seems to be really bad news for Britain because, we’re guessing here, he’s pretty good at the fútbol. What we didn’t know about Wayne Rooney, until we looked at The Mighty MJD, is that he has a pretty smoking hot girlfriend, Coleen McLoughlin. Apparently she really likes to go shopping and get photographed, and that’s all we know (or really need to know) about her.




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