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Kind Of Like American Idol But Without The Singing And Katharine McPhee

By oddJoe ⋅ May 16, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Katherine McPhee The US Olympic Committee is currently traveling around the country to decide which American city should make a bid to host the 2016 summer Olympic games. Chicago, the Windy City, is among those vying for the chance to spend vast amounts of money to build new sports stadiums only to be overwhelmed by hundreds of thousands of visitors. Since the summer games are held in early September, there is a very, very good chance the Chicago River won’t be up to full toxic stink levels yet, which would be a bonus for everyone involved. Maybe they could build the Olympic Village in the Cabrini Green area so the athletes can get a real taste of Americana.

Another city testing the Olympic waters is Philadelphia, and what better place to host an international competition dedicated to the ideals of sportsmanship and fair play than the City of Brotherly Love? Imagine the stands of Lincoln Financial Olympic Stadium filled with Boo Birds from the 700 Level. “Yo Ivan! Yeah you, douchebag. You run like a girl. Go back to Ivanstan where you belong, jerkoff!” I can only imagine that the USOC would prefer to not start World War III, so they might want to take a gander at Hustle’s Hot Corner for some other possible scenarios before considering Philly as the host city.