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Will Cheer For Haggis

By oddJoe ⋅ May 13, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

This has to be the bestest, most excitingest cheerleader news of the week: The Scottish Rockettes, the cheer squad for the Scottish Phoenix Honda Record Rocks, is holding tryouts next month. This is why we love the Internet.

Scottish Rockettes

So, aside from the obvious head-spinning revelations that Scotland has a pro basketball team and they have a cheer squad, the best part of all is the FAQ on the Rockettes Web site.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BECOME A SCOTTISH ROCKETTE?

* Enthusiasm.
* Poise.
* Showmanship.
* Dance Technique.
* Personal Appearance.
* Figure.
* Personality.
* Energy.
* High Kicks.

WHAT TYPE OF TIME COMMITMENT IS REQUIRED IF CHOSEN FOR THE SCOTTISH ROCKETTES PRO-DANCE SQUAD:

TOTAL COMMITMENT IS REQUIRED!!!!

If you think you have what it takes, tryouts are June 4 at the JJB Fitness Club in Glasgow.

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