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Congress To Germany: Whores Are Bad

Thank goodness we live in a country without any national security fears, economic problems, or scandals involving high government officials so that congress can focus on the real problems of the world: legalized prostitution in Germany. Christopher Smith, a Republican congressman from New Jersey, has rebuked the German nation for allowing anyone with a couple Deutsche Marks to get themselves a “happy ending” and is urging the country to recriminalize the practice. The ire of the anti-hooker lobby has been raised due to the upcoming World Cup soccer tournament, for which the German government is already preparing by busing in additional streetwalkers to handle the extra business. Something tells me there might be fact finding mission in Mr. Smith’s future.

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