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Matt Millen May Indeed Be the Dumbest Biped on Earth

Just when you think Matt Millen can’t get any dumber, wham, there it is.

Ernie Sims? No, seriously, you drafted a dude named Ernie with the #9 pick, when Leinart was still available? A dude named Ernie that’s known more for the fact that he had 274 concussions while still in college than for any other tangible skills?

You looked at your team and the myriad holes to fill, and you decide to go with a LB named Ernie, who has a broken head?

Here’s what Professor Millen had to say about the pick, addressing the concussion issue:

“The first thing that tells me is that the kid hits,” Millen said. “When we spoke with the doctors, they say it was a non-issue. They went over him thoroughly.”

Great analysis, Professor. I’m sure he’s in great shape. Until a butterfly flaps its wings in China and he has another freaking concussion, that is.

I think the longer Millen has a job the more important the question becomes of just who he has photographic evidence of having intercourse with a goat.

Or maybe even something worse than that. Like intercourse with a corpse. Or a goat corpse.

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