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Tonya Harding and the Devil Inside

Holy crap, Tonya Harding’s effin’ HUGE! Post that shit. Post it. Post it.

Well, I don’t know. There’s really nothing funny about being fat. You know, I wouldn’t have guessed that the devil would say “effing.”

Forget that. Pimp the fat girl. Bets were off when she posted a want ad for bat-wielding halfwits on the trailer park bulletin board.

I know, but damn, I haven’t even written about the Super Bowl…

No one made you watch the Lingerie Bowl, “sports fan,” now warn the people Tanya Kong’s off Skull Island and she’s pissed. Post it.

Well I’m not exactly in a position to be casting stones…

Christamighty, sign up for Jenny Craig and grow a pair, Tubby. Your ability to rest a lunch tray on your gut while standing doesn’t make fat ice skaters less funny.

Well that’s true, but so she’s fat, what’s there to say, really?

She weighs 300 lbs. and works on ICE.

It’s not nice.

She looks like she ate Nancy Kerrigan.

No, I’ll put up the picture, but no cheap jokes.

C’mon!

Nope. High road all the way.

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