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NFL Playoff Scores, Week 1

Washington Redskins 17, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10
oddsnark game ball: LaVar Arrington. 8 tackles, 2 ast, 1 INT.
Key his Escalade: Edell Shepherd. For dropping a perfect pass from Phil’s son that might have won his team the game.
Key his Mazda: oddSeth. For dissing on Phil’s son after he went 25-38 for 198 yds passing, with 3 carries for 11 yds and 1 TD. (Plus, you know, *cough* twointerceptions *cough*.)

Jacksonville Jaguars 3, New England Patriots 28
oddsnark game ball: Tom Brady, damnit. 15-27, 201 yds, 3 TDs
Key his Escalade: The whole Jaguar team, for letting New England look as scary in the wild card round as they have as a bye team.

Carolina Panthers 23, New York Giants 0
oddsnark game ball: Steve Smith. 10 catches for 84 yds and 1 TD, 1 carry for 12 yds and 1 TD
Key his Escalade: Eli Manning. 3 INTs and a fumble. Sucking was really a team effort, though.

Pittsburgh Steelers 31, Cincinnati Bengals 17
oddsnark game ball: Tie: Big Ben Roethlisberger. 14-19, 208 yds, 3 TDs. Jerome Bettis. Just for being The Bus.
Key his Escalade: Kimo von Oelhoffen. Completely unintentional, but the 300 lb tackle hit Carson Palmer’s knee — a split second after Palmer tossed the first pass of the game — and ended the Cincinnati QB’s season (torn ligament).

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