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2005-06 College Bowls • NCAA Football • The Good

The Real Rose Bowl MVPs

By oddSeth ⋅ January 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

While the media is reporting on Vince Young and his otherworldly performance in the Rose Bowl, only oddsnark has the scoop on the true MVPs of the game.

Here’s to you, Upside-Down Ottoman and Upside-Down Wooden Table Thingy. While oddJosh had discovered during the Texas-OSU game that lifting Ottoman in the air and holding him upside down caused good things to happen for the Horns, it wasn’t until the 4th quarter of last night’s Rose Bowl game that the true upside-down power of inanimate objects was unleashed, with Wooden Table Thingy joining the fray.

The tandem proved unstoppable, with Texas immediately rallying and erasing a big deficit, pulling out the win.

Upside-Down Ottoman wouldn’t comment on reports that he might go pro after the game, but Wooden Table Thingy promised he’d be back for another year, playing his inanimate, upside-down heart out.