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oddSnark Looks at Sunday’s Developments in the NFL

Least Surprising Sunday NFL Development: Dick Vermeil cries at the press conference talking about his retirement.

Least Surprising Sunday NFL Development that Kinda Would’ve Been Surprising a Month Ago after Being Viewed as Not at All Surprising Three Months Ago: Mike Tice gets fired.

Least Relevant Sunday NFL Development: Deion Sanders retires. The only things Neon Deion accomplished in his 2 year comeback with the Ravens was to get himself the hell offthe TV and to outdo Michael Jordan for the title of Least Relevant Comeback by an All Time Great. (At least Sanders didn’t draft Kwame Brown with the No. 1 overall pick.)

Longest Time Coming Sunday NFL Development: Dom Capers gets the boot from the Houston Texans.

Drop Kickingest Sunday NFL Development: Doug Flutie drop kicks an extra point, the first time it’s been done since Flutie’s rookie year of 1941.

Worst News for Heart Bacteria Sunday NFL Development: Mike Martz apparently gets fired.

Most Maudlin Sunday NFL Development: The hozannahs sent Brett Favre’s way as the media begins to come to grips with the fact it might never see him play again.

Not Even Rising to the Level of Maudlin, And So Having to Settle for Silliest Sunday NFL Development: Mike Patrick and the ESPN Sunday Night Crew say goodbye.

Most Masturbatory Sunday NFL Development: Chris Berman congratulates Belichick and Flutie for the drop kick and himself for suggesting it in the first place.

Most Suspicious Sunday NFL Development: David Carr and Andre Johnson leave the Texans game in the first half.

Saddest Sunday NFL Development: oddPetey goes 6-10 in the last weekend, choking away a possible season title in his NFL Pool and saying goodbye to what he can only imagine was to be a glorious cash bounty.

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