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Good God I Love Football, Week 17

San Diego Chargers 7, Denver Broncos 23
oddsnark game ball: John Lynch. For playing like the game meant something.
Key his Escalade: Phillip Rivers. 12-22 for 115, 1 INT, sacked for a safety.

Oakland Raiders 21, New York Giants 30
oddsnark game ball: Tiki Barber. 28 Rush, 203 yds, 1 TD
Key his Escalade: Kerry Collins. 26-48, 331 yds, 3 TDs. Just like him to play a good game when it doesn’t count.

Pittsburgh Steelers 35, Detroit Lions 21
oddsnark game ball: The Bus, baby. 10 carries for 41 yds, 3 TDs
Key his Escalade: Joey Harrington. 17-33, 212 yds, 3 TDs. Saving it up for the last game of the season?

Indianapolis Colts 17, Arizona Cardinals 13
oddsnark game ball: Jim Sorgi. 21-31, 207 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT
Key his Escalade: Josh McCown. For getting stuffed on 4th and goal from the 1.

Atlanta Falcons 11, Carolina Panthers 44
oddsnark game ball: DeShaun Foster. 18 carries for 165 yds
Key his Escalade: Mike Vick. 15-24 for 115 yds, 1 INT, 0 yds rushing. You’re still the best, Mike. No criticism, only praise, until the end.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27, New Orleans Saints 13
oddsnark game ball: Chris “Phil’s Son” Simms. 12-25, 143 yds, 2 TDs
Key his Escalade: Tom Benson.

Cleveland Browns 20, Baltimore Ravens 16
oddsnark game ball: Antonio Bryant. 9 Rec, 123 yds, 1 TD
Key his Escalade: Kyle Boller. 2 INTs

Green Bay Packers 23, Seattle Seahawks 17
oddsnark game ball: Shaun Alexander. 20 carries for 73 yds, 1 TD. NFL record for TDs in a season (28), and the rushing title.
Key his Escalade: Brett “Coyboy” Favre. Fish or cut bait, dawg.

New York Jets 30, Buffalo Bills 26
oddsnark game ball: Ty Law. 3 INTs
Key his Escalade: Kelly Holcomb. 4 INTs

New England Patriots 26, Miami Dolphins 28
oddsnark game ball: Ricky Williams. 28 carries for 108, 1 TD
Key his Escalade: Tom Brady. 3-8 for 37 yds, 1 TD. Sure he only played about a minute, but screw ‘im.

Kansas City Chiefs 37, Cincinnati Bengals 3
oddsnark game ball: Larry Johnson. 26 carries for 201 yds, 3 TDs. Honorable mention to Dick Vermeil’s Kleenex box — MVP all year.
Key his Escalade: Jon Kitna. 13-24, 76 yds, 2 INTs

San Francisco 49ers 20, Houston Texans 17
oddsnark game ball: Mike Adams. 2 INTs
Key his Escalade: Whoever forgot to tell rookie Vernand Morency (21 carries for 83 yds, 1 TD) that he doesn’t get to start next year, Reggie Bush or not.

Jacksonville Jaguars 40, Tennessee Titans 13
oddsnark game ball: David Garrard. 10-16, 128 yds
Key his Escalade: Every Titan that contributed to 18 penalties for 140 yds

Minnesota Vikings 34, Chicago Bears 10
oddsnark game ball: Mike Tice. Weathered the love boat scandal and coached the Vikes to wins in 7 of their last 9 games.
Key his Escalade: Zygi Wilf. For firing Tice after the game. Somebody give Cro-Mag a job, because I’ll miss him.

Philadelphia Eagles 20, Washington Redskins 31
oddsnark game ball: Sheriff Gonna Getcha. 27 Rush, 112 yds, 2 TDs
Key his Escalade: Mike McMahon. That late INT was a spread-buster.

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