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More From The Diary Of John Madden

By oddJoe ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Dear Diary,

Well, here I am in Baltimore. Mmm, I do like this town. Crab cakes, crab salad, crab sandwiches. Heck, if it crawls around on the bottom of the ocean, you know I’ll eat it. But best of all, I get to watch Brett McFavrelicious in action one more time this season. I feel bad for him, Diary. His team’s not doing well and everyone says he should retire. Not me, though. I say, Flava Favre should just keep on playing. He makes miracles happen on the field. He just goes out and has a good time. He plays the game because its fun. Who would I say that about if he left? Sure, Mister All-American Boy Tom Brady is good eye candy, but he never seems to be having as much fun as the Brettster. Maybe if I heap it on real thick tonight, Baron Von Favrenugen will decide he should stay in the league. And maybe because I’m the one that convinced him, he’ll finally leave that evil Deanna and whisk me away for our private post-season celebration. Oooh! Diary, I better stop now before I get too excited. The game is about to start.

BFF,

~~Deanna~~ Johnny Favre