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Danica Patrick Marries Old Geezer, Men Everywhere Weep

By oddSeth ⋅ November 22, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Grown men wept like little girls at the news Tuesday that IRL driver and general hottie Danica Patrick (age 23) had married Old Geezer (age 40), who is otherwise known as Paul Hospenthal.

According to Danica, the two love spending quality time together just hanging out, chilling with their miniature schnauzer, William Robert, or Billy for short.

She apparently met Old Geezer (who is a physical therapist) after she injured her hip doing yoga.

(Yeah, I don’t believe in the nice, smiling benevolent happy God, either. If He exists, He definitely derives no small measure of pleasure from causing us mortals pain in unique and creative ways.)