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More From John Madden’s Diary

By oddJoe ⋅ November 21, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Dear Diary,

You’ll never guess where I am today. I’ll give you a hint: it’s a Farvelous place. Ohh! ++excited to be in Green Bay. I almost took the Madden Cruiser right to BF’s house, but what if he saw me? I’d be so embarrassed. So, I went to Brettmeister’s restaurant (a Hall of Famer and he can cook, too) and ordered Brett’s Cut, a 20oz. rib eye, and a baked potato. Yummy in my tummy! I can’t wait for the game to start.

But, Diary, I’m still torn between Captain Favre and Sweet Tommy Brady. The Brettster is a three-time MVP Super Bowl champion with age and wisdom to offer. But Brady McHunky is cute, young, and has three Super Bowl rings. Think of the adventures we could have. If only I could get them both together and make a Johnny sandwich! Oh, Diary, what will I do?

P.S. I can’t wait to get away from that ~~tool~~ fool AM next year.