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Texas Town Renames itself DISH

If you like watching your sports on the DISH Network and are a cheap ho with no dignity, hey, there might be some good news for you in the future.

The Texas town formerly known as Clark (population 125) has agreed to change its name to DISH. Their price? 10 years of free DISH basic service and a DVR for each town citizen.

For what works out to be about $50/month in savings, DISH residents can now fully embrace the slack-jawed yokel way of life, not only zoning out every night in front of the sweet intoxicating glow of their television screen, but sleeping well, having established and broadcast just how much their dignity is worth, to the entire world.

I mean, come on people, couldn’t you at least have held out for the NBA League Pass package?

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