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F-U-G-L-Y, You Ain’t Got No Alibi, You’re Fugly

By Josh ⋅ November 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s the Carolina Panther cheerleader story that won’t die (because we won’t let it). There’s a new chapter in Angela and Renee’s excellent adventure — they’ve apparently been asked to pose for Penthouse. I wonder if the Penthouse talent scouts have seen the mug shots of these gals.

The blonde’s hot, but every time I look at the brunette I hear Max Cady from Cape Fear:

It’s not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here.

Am I objectifying these poor ladies? Yeah, sure, and that’s not nice, but I think the good ship Classy sailed the night they got arrested. I’m all for cheerleaders getting ripped and hogging the bathroom to do some coke (or each other, whatever), but girls, please, violence doesn’t solve anything.