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Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory Of The Coming Of The ‘Horns

The AP dropped its preseason college basketball poll today — let the water cooler talk begin. Duke Preseason #1. Yawn. No North Carolina or Kansas. Yeah, yeah. Villanova nabs first place vote. Goody.

Now if I were a sports journalist with a reputable publication, I’d try to avoid making any biased statements or expressing any personal reactions to the ranking. But I’m not a journalist. I’m a blaaahger, worse yet an oddsnark blaaahger, so I can say whatever the hell I want.

So without further ado, PRAISE THE LORD, THE HORNS ARE #2. NEVER THOUGHT I’D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

How long will it last? At the moment I don’t care. Can Texas beat Duke on December 10? Hell, I don’t know, but I can’t wait to see. Now if you’ll excuse me, a have to go crash in the bed, with the vision of a Longhorn championship dancing in my head.

1. Duke (61)
2. Texas (6)
3. Connecticut
4. Michigan St. (4)
5. Villanova (1)
6. Oklahoma
7. Louisville
8. Gonzaga
9. Kentucky
10. Arizona
11. Boston Coll.
12. Memphis
13. Stanford
14. West Virginia
15. Alabama
16. Syracuse
17. Illinois
18. Wake Forest
19. UCLA
20. Iowa
21. Geo. Washington
22. Nevada
23. Indiana
24. Maryland
25. Iowa St.

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