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Oh, to be a headline editor
I know that oddSeth already posted on the Carolina cheerleader story, but I can’t resist adding fuel to fire. To that end, I present some alternate headlines for this news item:
BOOZIN’ BEATUTIES BAGGED IN BATHROOM BRAWL
PANTHER PURTIES PINCHED IN POWDEROOM PUNCHFEST
KISSIN’ KITTENS CLINKED AFTER CATFIGHT
QUEEN CHEERS IN RESTROOM RUMBLE
WHERE OH WHERE WAS SNOOP DOG?
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