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John Madden’s Diary Entry: November 7, 2005

By Josh ⋅ November 7, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Dear Diary,

Tonight I got to see Tom Hunky — oops! — I meant Brady. I know I promised my true heart 2-Brett-4-ever, but sometimes I think I like Tommy more. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s his chiseled features. Or the way he always finds the second or third receiver option. (I wish I could be his second or third receiver option–blush!) I know it’s wrong to feel this way, but I really like him. I mean REALLY. It’s almost the same feeling I have when I see a turducken and get a food boner…

What should I do? Oh my god, I think I have to tell him! No, I can’t. Yes! No. I can’t, I just can’t. Tom may never find out how I feel about him, but he’ll always be my secret love. I love you Tom. I’m sorry I can’t tell you.

John ~~Favre~~ Brady

PS. Wait, maybe he TiVoed the broadcast. I think I totally expressed my love like 20 times before halftime. Ohmuhgod!