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Carolina Panther Cheerleaders Get Busy, Get Charged

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= Best Friends 4 Ever! Gooooo, Panthers!!!Carolina Panther cheerleaders Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested at 2 AM on Monday morning at Banana Joe’s in Tampa’s Channelside district. Thomas was charged with battery, while Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.

Why was Renee Thomas charged with battery? While she and Keathley were having sex in a bathroom stall, another woman finally complained that they were taking too long and that she really, really needed to take a piss. Sweet Renee apparently took offence to that and hit the woman in the face.

And why was poor lil’ Angela Ellen Keathley charged with disorderly conduct? She was too drunk to stand up.

Apparently when sweet Renee was arrested she pretended to be another Panthers cheerleader — Kristen Lanier Owen, which sets her up for a possible additional charge of lying to police.

And who bailed the poor girls out? Other unnamed Panther cheerleaders.

Moral of the story: Panther cheerleaders take care of (and screw, and screw over) their own. Rawrrrr!!!

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