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What The Hell Kinda Sports Blog Is This?

You’ll figure that out as you go, amigos, but our humble search box provides plenty of hints. Recent searches that returned 0 results (until I posted this):

I love Brett Favre - That’s on John Madden’s blog – and in his diary.

Getinthehole!!! - You know, the crap golf assholes (fans, whatever) yell at golf balls. I think it’s a moron orgasm, a morgasm if you will.

Ultimate Fighting Championship – Featured on Spike TV = Not the ultimate anything

On the other hand, search terms that will return results:

David Stern is a nutsack – Who wants to argue? Ahh, beautiful silence.

Tom Delay is an asshat – If you can read that, you’re probably not offended.

Joe Buck is the toolbox of the universe – (assuming nutsacks and asshats aren’t allowed to compete)

If it’s still as clear as a urine sample marked “R. Palmeiro,” you’re not paying attention. We don’t like slobbering sportscasters or golf assholes. Those particularly offensive to us are assigned a nonsensical, two-syllable moniker. What’s not to love?

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