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That Wacky Tom and Katie

(We interrupt your scheduled snark to point out that Mr. Cruise has solidified his hold on the lock on the coveted Asshat of the Millenium Award by sucking poor little Katie’s brain out of her pretty little head. You’ve forever ruined her in our fantasy lands now, Maverick. Nice work.)

Now that their big baby news is out, BetCRIS is taking wagers on what their next announcement will be. No, seriously, you can bet on all these lines there under the Entertainment bets on their site:

THEIR BABY WILL BE RAISED TO BE HEAD OF CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY +9999

TOM AND KATIE WILL ANNOUNCE BREAKUP +2200

THE BABY WILL BE NAMED TOMKAT +2200

TOM CRUISE IS FOUND NOT TO BE THE FATHER +9999

THEY WILL ANNOUNCE THE BABY`S GENDER -125

THEY WILL HOPE KATIE DOES NOT HAVE POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION +800

NO ANNOUNCEMENTS WILL BE MADE -110

MORE THAN ONE OF THE ABOVE +800

(So the only way “MORE THAN ONE OF THE ABOVE +800″ could pay off is if they simultaneously announced that the baby’s name is TOMKAT and that Nick Nolte is the father, right?)

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